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Выступление на King Of The Dot: Oxxxymiron vs Dizaster
17.10.2017, 12:21 | |
1 раунд: Вот скажи мне, американец, в чём сила? You’re about to see a Russian air strike on Syrian ranks They inferior to amphibious Siberian tanks You're nothing but a civilian with silly old blanks Who's really up his own ass like Azealia Banks Did I pronounce that right, or is my accent too thick? I got a license to kill this Arab-American pig You fucking arrogant prick thinking you better than this But you never got big That is why you battling, bitch You've been rapping all your life and you got no shows, Diz And if that is not a punchline, I don't know what it is You know what rhymes with "Dizaster"? Umm, I don't know, "putting featuring Eminem on your Twitter name to get chicks faster"? How fucking corny was that? You must be horny as hell How the fuck can you not get laid if you got photos with Drake? And how the fuck are you still broke when you're cosigned by the biggest? You must've done too many drugs and couldn't handle your business Man, I also used to do lines after having my Guinness But I walked away from Vice like I'm Gavin McInnes All you learned in life, is how to fight and rhyme insults But you praise yourself online like you're some high divine princess "I'm inspiring the young" Watch your lady Diana? Quit this All you do is battle guys for half the price of my slippers But you know what? Fuck my album sales And fuck my accolades and fuck every single fake fan for his lack of faith I do bring in the numbers, you can't relate But that's irrelevant, I'll bury you in LA today, Habibi You know, listen, listen, yo yo! It's gonna get serious It's gonna get serious and I apologize in advance, I don't You're an American Muslim Arab, right? Let me ask you something that's simple, but so lethal: How does it feel to hold up a flag that's covered in the blood of your own people? 2 millions Muslims or Arabs killed by the US in 15 years Shit, who cares you still rep the flag like Britney Spears Everyone here seen the trailer, put your pen aside For views' sake, you shit on your parents genocide You parasite, apple pie eating pancake type yankee dyke Who measures dick's height in Fahrenheit Bare in mind, you're traitor to your arab kind I'll digest this faggot's hype like a phagocyte Check it on Wikipedia, bro This guy had a battle in Berlin against the guy called Tierstar Who is both African and Russian So he did the same old racial shit instead of an intelligent discussion "Your African side says, 'I miss Big Poppa' Your Russian side says 'Bring this vodka!'" Bro, shut the fuck up! Your American side is battling me now in LA At the same time as GIs blow your cousins away While your Arabic side is turning your brothers to hate Raised on pics of Abu Ghraib in the Guantanamo Bay And I'm not paid by fucking Russia Today, Mr. Vladimir and FSB for sounding this way I don't like the Russian goverment, that's powerplay But it was coward USA that taught them how to behave And bully States into appeasement So fuck your home, Dizaster, fuck it's role as the world policeman, cause all cops are bastards Fuck your moral high ground of moron thugs Fuck your war on terror and fuck your war on drugs! Fuck McDonald’s and Disney, fuck American literature Ben & Jerry, Tom and Jerry, Ford and Henry Kissinger Fuck the Federal Reserve, cause they bury the poorest And for Christ's sake, fuck all the loud American tourists And I know what he's thinking: "Aah, that's not me, I'm not close-minded, I've travelled the world I'm different, I'm so enlightened" Well, you're still American, right? So you may not care, but you still carry the stereotype You're like a good cop: you're still a cop, that's drama enough What do we care, who bombs us: Clinton, Bush, Obama or Trump? You know you try to standartize the world to see it normalized Why? Why don't you stick inside, stay inside your turf and keep your globalized reich You wanna see my country burned? Wanna see it Balkanized? Fine. The only shit you'll see in return is more organized crime So, if you thought that we were chumps, you were high on mushrooms If you thought I'm a chump, you should try Ayahuasca I got brothers in this club, that would love to rush ya I'ma turn Mount Rushmore into MOTHER RUSSIA And before I finish my round, look, I'm kinda puzzled Cause your dad wears the hijab, but your mother doesn't Your son wears a muzzle, your brother likes Assad Your lover's called Hassan and your father is your cousin 2 раунд: He said something about Oxford as if it's a bad thing Yeah, I went to Oxford, I wasn’t privileged though My academics were a daily struggle: Average Joe And then, you said something else about something else I forgot what the fuck you said, so just shut your face Look, I may not be from around here, but there's one thing I know No one can build a rap career just out of multis and flow You need the X Factor: DMX and Xzibit agree That's why your name doesn't have an "X" And mine's got three Call me Professor Triple X I don't make up tecs and gun bars You vexed like a bitch off break up sex Cause you can rap, be a jester, flex your arms and pecs But you just lack that something extra think Lux on Flex I’m X-rated, next to you getting your place raided Off extended clips you just getting your face caved in The ex royal will show you the damage, you're in a basement I'm a Russian Jew, this what happens when we get a late payment! Oh oh you tough? You bust guns? I don't like to touch one I don't need to work out, body type; Lush One Oxycontin crushed up, I go Boris Marshak You know Boris Marshak? Better not, he's fucked up Look, forget World War Z, this is Cold War X You're not leaving Oxxxy dead just cause you slaughtered Rex I'm different, I grew up on cold cabbage and carrots No Lenny Kravitz. We have Yeltsin and Lenin as parents Oh, wait, wait... Oh, you mad cause I'm Joseph Stalin on you? Because of me, you are bigger in Russia than here You want to get political asylum, don't you? Cause in the US, he's a political dissident, the pariah of sorts He bravely rejects the oppressive totalitarian system of bars over jokes Yeah, bro, listen The defamation you’re facing at the hands of the American battle community is a travesty/ If they’re keep being bought by your terrible jokes And the oppressive repetitive flows, we gon' march in solidarity Listen, listen, actually a serious note I saw your interview with Battle Rap Chris For 20 minutes you complain like an arrogant bitch Saying SMACK rappers are shit, they're just ignorant kids And you a god, I bet you blow your own reflection a kiss You fucking weirdo and go "Baby, you're handsome" He not blowing up, you're blowing yourself, you're Marilyn Manson I don't know that, you had one hundred battles bro And his battle vs Dumbfoundead - kind of random The rings around his eyes, the dress...He was the Kung Fu Panda Bro, you're a clown, for the Benjamins, those fake papers Russians have been peasants for centuries That's why we have the most haymakers Look, and you have gay Quakers safe spaces and slave traders We don't understand political correctness, right? The shit you say in battle rap, we say in actual life But at the same time, we don't like the exclusion of faces We may not be polite, but it's you who have the institutional racism! So shut the fuck up, u Allah shushi Bachir You're not the Mujahideen you look like the Türkmenbaşy If he smoked Turkish hashish and some cushin Algire with a грузчик таджик Тьфу, сука, шашлык! Look here, Bachir, you are a rookie, Bachir I'd sign you to Booking Machine, but all you ever learned in Lebanon was cooking a sheep Smoking hookah with sheep and abusing the word bismillah Now you have a movie out, it's called the Goat Whisperer Or, Mr. Hezbollah, don't be so pissed at moi Why you always had to [?] Weißt du, wer ich bin du Spasst? Ich fick' dich auch in dieser Stadt Tierstar hat dich schon gezwungen [?]” Oh shit, that was German with an Arabic bar I think someone has just crossed the wires in my memory card This is your cemetery dog, this your North Korea I'ma dance on your corpse like Rudolf Nureyev Look at yourself with your shisha bar and your shish kabob You are Chi Chi man from the chicken shop Go to kitchen now, get me mixed pilaf with some chicken tops and some chili sauce And if I don't get my shakshuka, kol khara, telhas tizi, sharmutta If you think I'm anti-Muslim or anti-Arabic, bin that Cause I know more about your culture, than Ali Baba and Sindbad I read about Hodja Nasreddin and Saladin I heard the Mu'adhin, I know about the Hashisheen About Ibn Sina and Islam in Iran I read poetry by Ferdowsi and Omar Hayam But all you ever talk is terrorism and catching a body So the Muslim that you portray is the Wahhabi Jihadi We know you joke, but you're promoting the Taliban Who'd love to turn LA into Inshallah la land Bro, just accept yourself cause I accept you, brother Sike lied cause if you don't respect your own culture, why should I?! Look, I am the original bond villain The Godzilla, the Soviet equivalent of a new Leonard Cohen or Bob Dylan You're not giving me the cold shivers You're not armed like the God Shiva You fishy and oily, you cod liver The nod giver Fuck how to pronounce shit cause he lived all over the globe Motherfucker from Cold Winter My umbillical chord was cut by known killer who raised me inside a bunker With Auric from Goldfinger, so go figure If I battle for free in a culture where every other MC is a gold digger Cause I kill for pleasure, and he's charging a fee Dear Death Note, who of us two should be called Kira? And before I finish my round, homie, care to listen How the hell is pork haram but your fat face isn’t? So go on, do your parody, I'll go my way like Usher I'm the baba in Arabic, you're the Баба in Russian! 3 раунд: That was very nice Russian, amazing Let me spit in Russian now, Ok? Я на бите как влитой Ты на бите, но ты toy Это онлайн баттлово олдово-ламповый На деле проверенный менталитет, а не твой Чё, старина, положил глаз на мои трофеи? Господи, на, бери! Навеки до слез пелена У тебя что, роговица воспалена? ХА! Это рэпо-некромант В тебе говорит эго, не талант А твоя bitch мега неправа Это кассета, в ней Sega Mega Drive Не-а, не только по рэпу, ежели копнуть - я гетто-меломан [?], drum, 2-step и funk Ну-ка веди меня, заветная тропа! Now, I wasn't gonna do this bar, but you said so much nasty shit Remember Rone? Laughing at the kids killed by Breivik? Seven years ago How American and brave of him, this's the payback You want shock value to get famous, сука? I'll turn up with your show like the Vegas shooter! What *Collective responsibility. Anyway, let's go* 2 years ago he challenged me to this insane fight And this genius couldn’t even say my name right Oxxxymiron, not Oxxxymoron I get fools destroyed, man of the year, I waited in a queue to school this boy Look, he was a Trump supporter on Twitter More than that, he's faithful minion But as soon as Eminem disses Trump, he change his opinion His very story, I call this behavior whoring Listening to Alex Jones at night when you will Sway In The Morning So what is it? You can't decide, because stable side It's as if you reside in a swing state of mind I bet you still loving Trump, so don't be contrite If he was Kendrick, he'd be like "We gonna be alt-right" Now he the type to chill with the Nazis to seem white So if you ever see him dab, he's masking a Sieg Heil! Yes, my friend, now who is the Nazi and who is the racist? Anyway, let's go Look, Diz, We've seen your battle Hollow, right? You accused him of making merch instead of music, that's confusing You said you found him a booth he could spit it in And so I tried to find your tunes, you fucking hypocrite! I mean look, I mentioned this before, but let me re-use it Here's the real question, my bro Where's your music? Bro, you have over a hundred battles and like three tracks?.. One's a diss, one's a feature and one solo - real facts What?? I'm not even talking the numbers of views If we start comparing, those, then boy will somebody lose I could brag about country's rap running the youth Cause of my tracks, but fuck success, where's the hunger in you? I know fame is just a mistress that comes and goes As she pleases, but Jesus How can you live without getting rid of your feelings? And yes, Diz in battles, you've clearly been a genius But how you can ever be with a real complete MC is? Who said these words? "You need to put some more musical influence in your verse.. ‘Cause we come from that cloth We were hardcore lyricists at first"... Exactly! So what happened to the song structure in the rhyme book? I guess it's only accapella that he delivers the right hook Yeah, cause on every type of beat, mothafucka you've been weak I'd rather listen to Lil B doing a feature with Lil Peep I mean, I don't want to be mean, but what's the matter How fucking hard can this shit be if you a rapper? You had some writer's block for ten years That's a bit fucked up, what's the matter? What's your excuse? The feathers too soft and the ink dried up? So in conclusion, look at me Diz You can never be my personal GOAT I'm in the charts and I do battles, that's my personal oath So any ladies looking for fellas who into personal growth Don't look for battlers, go get yourself a man that can do both Now, people hate it when in third rounds, I go deeper But I never run with the crowds like lighthouse keepers You think I'm gonna use this platform just for battling? This ain't even my second language, I spit badly Compare to Russian, this is nothing But I stand here to talk about something larger than your rap tier Cause look: you're an American Arab, right? I'm a Russian Jew Listen to me, listen to me This shit is fueling tensions It doesn't look like the beginning of a beautiful friendship Cause in Hevron or in Beirut we'd have some cruel intentions But verbal feuds may have potential to cure this patient slowly dying Arab-Jewish-Russian-US relations I mean look, look, wait, look! We're standing here saying some horrible shit Speaking of which, I'LL FIST YOUR BITCH And I ain't sorry Bachir, but wait, wait , wait.. What I'm trying to say is battle rap is crazy of lately You chill with people you are normally expected to hate Cause of the media, the parents, teachers, preachers you hate And politicians whose egos inflate So you face your opponent, tell him that his girl's a dyke He calls you a dirty kike but his verse is tight And then you get this weird feeling as your words collide It's like you're looking in the mirror cause you're both alike And yes, it's sexist and racist homophobic smut Childish and basic and distasteful like 2 Girls 1 Cup But in times of war, look at today: the sport evolves Cause if you hate someone, you don't trade dirty jokes you kill him *Like Ahmed the terrorist Remember Ahmer the terrori..? That's him I'll kill you look, that's you. That's you Look bro, look* I'd rather every Arab told every Jew "your mother" And vice-versa every day, than let them shoot each other Cause I've seen this with Ukraine And it fucks my brain how two nations that were brothers Have been cocked and slain by the people above Who still hanging out today As if nothing happens and only music numbs the pain And I'm not saying that battle rap is gonna change the world And I'm sorry for being preachy, instead of raping his girl Shitting on her Spitting on her with my partners in crime But I think battle rap could be more than just punchlines and rhymes. | |
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